Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
