So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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