No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
