I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
its liver damage thursday
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