I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
