Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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