Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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