so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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