Are we in a gay sports bar?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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