Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
no you cant smoke seaweed
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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