sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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