Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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