Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
His nipple licking is glorious
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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