people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
