No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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