This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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