Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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