Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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