you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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