quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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