yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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