Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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