If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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