you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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