well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
