Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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