Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
This is the high leading the old right now
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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