They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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