I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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