so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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