i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
What drink are we having for lunch?
NoShamevember. You game?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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