Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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