Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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