just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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