How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
