2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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