plz talk dirty to me
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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