I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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