They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think your dad took our porno
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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