yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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