Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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