I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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