My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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