i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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