you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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