wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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