the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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