HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She's the barista slut.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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