im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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