No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
