Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Im part way to drunk.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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