Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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