didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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