May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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