I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wanna go halves on a baby?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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