dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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